Basically, Run.

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

Marvel’s Coming Attractions

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

tastefullyoffensive:

[klown13]

kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

homovikings:

two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway

they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads. 

safe, they breathe a sigh of relief. 

"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"

"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover

cindehella:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Rendering his bionic arm useless is literally the only weakness he has. However, the Winter Soldier’s arm is capable of emitting its own electromagnetic pulse making any kind of metal manipulation impossible.

So just to recap: Bucky is nearly impossible to stop.

thatoddtrumpetgirl:

nichtsoweiss:

petertchaikowsky:

back-to-bassics:

petertchaikowsky:

blackhairjack:

Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately

I need to start an orchestra right now.

Can I join
Pretty please

Tumblr Symphony Orchestra 2014.

Dibs on bassoon

TRUMPETTTTTTTT

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!