When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.
Do not plug in pls
oh hi i upgraded ur ram
It’s getting rid of bugs.
There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.
petition to make this the new loading gif
every single scene from this show is on tumblr
Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway
they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads.
safe, they breathe a sigh of relief.
"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"
"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
Rendering his bionic arm useless is literally the only weakness he has. However, the Winter Soldier’s arm is capable of emitting its own electromagnetic pulse making any kind of metal manipulation impossible.
So just to recap: Bucky is nearly impossible to stop.
Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately
I need to start an orchestra right now.
Can I join
Tumblr Symphony Orchestra 2014.
Dibs on bassoon